Monday, October 29, 2012

Ranking the 32 NFL team's Quarterbacks (Quarterback situation for the crappy ones)

Throughout the year I've been keeping ranks on the top 10 QB's at the present moment.  I have been inspired to *try* and rank all 32 teams.  I can't make it the top 32 QB's as some of the lousier teams have quarterback situations.  If there is a team on the list where I legitimately have to evaluate the backup quarterback then chances are you are in the bottom third of the league.  

Some of the questions I asked myself were:

Can he drag a sorry team to be competitive by himself?
Can you at least win with him even if he's a caretaker?
With the game on the line would I be stunned if he came through?
With the right team, no extremes - we aren't talking about 85 Bears or 2000 Ravens defense, could you win a Super Bowl with him?
What's the future for this team at QB?

The last question didn't factor into my right now rankings but will give you a sense of what direction that team is headed.  You will also see that 1st and 2nd year starting QB teams aren't very high yet.  It doesn't mean I think they suck, we just have to wait and see since there is not a large sample size of games to go on.

I made a list, confined in a few opinions and have tweaked the list to a point where I feel good about it for now.

32. Kansas City Chiefs - The Chiefs quarterback situation is absolutely positively wretched.  Matt Cassell is not a starting caliber quarterback and will be released following this season.  Brady Quinn is nothing more than a mediocre backup.  How they didn't make a play for Peyton Manning is stunning.  I doubt Manning would have gone there but for gahd sake give it a try.  The arrow here can't go any lower but Matt Barkley or Geno Smith will more than likely be a Chief in 2013.

31. Jacksonville Jaguars - Blaine Gabbert's abysmal pocket presence doesn't give much hope to the Jags having a long term answer at quarterback.  He does have a very strong arm unfortunately on the list of must haves for a quarterback this simply isn't that critical.  Jeff George, Drew Bledsoe, and Billy Joe Tolliver had hoses.  Chad Henne is nothing more than an average backup.  I want to say the Jaguars needle can only go up but they should think about drafting a quarterback early if they get a chance to compete with Gabbert in 2013.

30. Cleveland Browns - Brandon Weeden has had a couple of ok moments and he definitely has a very strong arm, but what the hell are the Browns doing drafting a 29 year old rookie when the team is very very far from contending?  Colt McCoy proved the past two seasons that he is not a starting caliber quarterback. The Browns have recently changed owners and GM so I really have no idea what direction they are going in.  Like the Jags and Chiefs I'd suggest snagging a QB early in the draft if the right guy is there.

29. New York Jets - Coming into the season I would have given Sanchez more respect for his past success. However, Sanchez is regressing in a big way.  At this point I'd suggest Rex Ryan turns the season over to Tim Tebow.  I would expect ridiculously ugly games similar to the Broncos last year but you'd turn a 6-10 year into maybe an 8-8 one.  The Jets need to ditch Tebow if they aren't going to go to him and bring in some serious competition for Sanchez.

28. Arizona Cardinals - This is the slightly less poor man's version of Kansas City.  Kevin Kolb and John Skelton are marginally better than Brady Quinn and Matt Cassell.  Kolb has poor pocket presence and has been historically brittle.  Skelton nuts up a bit more but is simply not very talented.  The needle here is pretty much status quo until Kolb emerges as what the Cardinals think they traded for two years ago or they acquire a new quarterback.

27. Seattle Seahawks - The Seahawks have an intriguing QB situation but ultimately a fairly crappy one.  Yes Russell Wilson seems like a great guy and a leader but he doesn't quite have the tools or size to be a pro bowl caliber quarterback.  Then they spend all sorts of money to get the top free agent (not named Peyton Manning) in Matt Flynn but instead turn the offense over to their 3rd round rookie.  More alarming however is that Flynn couldn't beat out Wilson for the job.  The Seahawks have an outstanding defense and home field advantage but shoddy quarterback play will keep this a .500 team.  I suppose the arrow can only point up but I'm just not sure how much higher they will ultimately get as currently constructed.

26. Tennessee Titans - If Matt Hasselbeck wants to hang around another few years then in my mind that is an excellent BACKUP quarterback to have.  I was certainly intrigued by Jake Locker last year but his poor accuracy and inability to stay healthy thus far are reasons for concern.  The Titans should absolutely stick with him and the arrow should be pointing up as he gets more experience in the league.

25. St Louis Rams - After a very strong rookie season where Sam Bradford was rookie of the year, it's been mostly turd salads since.  The Rams did get a HAUL in trading last year's #2 pick to the Redskins but I think the argument can at least be made that they should have just drafted Robert Griffin.  The argument for Bradford is that he has NOTHING around him.  The next two or so years where the Rams cash in all these draft picks will be telling if Bradford is the solution.  Right now the arrow isn't really pointing up or down.

24. Miami Dolphins - Before Dolphins fans have a conniption the arrow is more than likely pointing up.  Thus far Ryan Tannehill has been pretty good for a rookie.  They've been in every game thus far this season except for the Texans game week 1.  I would have argued that Matt Moore should have started the year while Tannehill learned for a season.  I can say with confidence that Moore is the best backup quarterback in the league.  Note:  I can't say this with confidence but for the sake of this article I can.

23. Buffalo Bills - Ryan Fitzpatrick is the type of quarterback who can put up ok numbers, win you a few games, tantalize you into thinking playoffs is a possibility then crap all over himself in an ugly blowout loss.  Fitzpatrick is simply a .500 quarterback at best unless he's surrounded with elite talent.  The Bills love to draft 1st round running backs but one of these seasons they should throw their chips in on a quarterback.  I give them credit for aggressively trying to build their team but under center they need to get better.

22. Philadelphia Eagles - We've hit our first team with a quarterback whose arrow is pointing straight the eff down.  Mike Vick's days in Philly are officially numbered and perhaps his career as a starting quarterback is as well.  With Vick's contract bonus that kick in this offseason, it basically assures that he will be released following this year.  The Nick Foles era will soon be starting which most likely means the Eagles have not yet bottomed out in these rankings.

21. Minnesota Vikings - Christian Ponder intrigues me but I wonder if his ceiling is that of Alex Smith, caretaker extraordinaire.  Ponder is a sneaky good athlete and is surrounded by some intriguing young talent in Harvin, Peterson, and Rudolph.  I do think you can compete with Ponder on his current growth rate but with good coaching I expect more from him than middle of the line quarterback play.  His arrow should continue to point up.

20. Carolina Panthers - This season Cam Newton has been a complete and utter mess.  In his career as a starter he is 7-16.  I know as a fantasy football player Newton has immense value but this is real life.  Newton's tremendous athletic ability will only carry him so far.  Until he improves his crappy attitude and leadership skills, a porous win/loss record will more than likely follow him.  HOWEVER, I do think this is rock bottom for Newton.  With a stronger, disciplinary coach and skilled offensive coaches, Cam Newton can guide the Panthers to success for years to come.  The needle has crashed and burned in my opinion so now we will see if he can dust himself off and get better.

19. San Diego Chargers - For all his career we've watched Philip Rivers throw a football like he's tossing a shot put.  Nonetheless year after year he threw arguably the best deep ball in the NFL and enjoyed a good measure of success.  The past two seasons Rivers arm strength seems to have dipped noticeably.  Those deep shot put tosses are now being underthrown and picked off.  He's only 30 years old but I certainly am beginning to think we've seen the best of Rivers.  At the very least, if he can't throw the deep ball as well anymore then Rivers will need to reinvent himself in some capacity.  The needle has probably bottomed out but I don't think Rivers will reach top 10 QB status again either.

18. Oakland Raiders - Carson Palmer was arguably the toughest quarterback for me to rank.  I certainly don't think he's worth all the draft picks the Raiders forked up for him but at the same time, that steamy mess that is the Raiders clouds one's vision of what Palmer is as a quarterback.  Palmer is absolutely positively mediocre.  I would expect many of the younger quarterbacks on this list to leap frog him in the next year or two.  That being said, with the right team around him, Palmer could lead the Raiders into the playoffs.  Moving forward the Raiders will want to address their quarterback position pretty soon.  Maybe instead of drafting blazing fast wide receivers with early picks they will go QB.

17. Cincinnati Bengals - Raise your hand if you predicted Dalton to be the most successful of the 2011 rookie quarterbacks thus far.... (crickets chirping).  The Red Rifle may not have the most natural talent of this bunch but his maturity and leadership should be commended this early in his career.  I also think it will help him tremendously that he's began his career winning games and reaching the playoffs.  I'm not sure if Dalton will ever be a top 10 quarterback but he should become a consistent starter for many years.  The arrow points a little bit up.

16. Dallas Cowboys - Tony Romo is the ultimate trick or treat quarterback.  I'm getting the sense that the national opinion on Romo is that he's a bum/choker and that the Cowboys are going to need to move on from him.  I would argue that the problem in Dallas is Jerry Jones.  Jones likes to meddle and run his team.  This includes hiring a soft coach he can beat around and drafting players to create a buzz.  As a result he has a coach who can't lead men while making brutal coaching gaffes, and has a soft team incapable of closing games.  Both Wade Philips and Jason Garrett have been a disservice to Romo.  I'm no Romo fan or backer, but I feel his talent level could have been maximized better away from the circus that is the Cowboys.  All that being said, if the Cowboys continue to flop again this year there will be changes.  We know Jerry Jones isn't going to fire himself or back off.  The reality is that in Dallas you can't win consistently with Romo's up and down play.  This arrow points down.

15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Josh Freeman's career through four seasons has been a bit of a roller coaster ride.  In 2010 he turned in a gem of a stat line with 25 td's to just 6 int's yet in 2011 he played like a used ball bag throwing 22 interceptions.  Like many of these guys I've commented on, coaching has a great deal to do with realizing their potential.  Under Greg Schiano thus far Freeman has looked much more like the 2010 version.  With the right team around him Freeman can lead a team to the playoffs and his arrow points up.  I would say his ceiling is that of a borderline top 10 QB.

14. San Francisco 49ers - Alex Smith is the ultimate caretaker quarterback.  Surrounded by an excellent team, Smith was an overtime away from going to the Super Bowl last season.  While some may argue that many to most of the quarterbacks below Smith could have done the same with this team, I would like to remind you that he led the 49ers to not one but TWO game winning drives against the Saints last January.  Having an excellent coach in Jim Harbaugh allows Smith to get the most out of his ability.  More than likely we've seen the best Alex Smith can do making his arrow flat lined for now.

13. Chicago Bears - Smokin' Jay Cutler is 23-9 as a starter the past three seasons.  Although his body language is epicly poor, the Bears do play hard for Cutler.  He has an absolute cannon and can make any throw you require.  Even if Cutler will never be a top five quarterback you can win with him and the Bears nearly made the Super Bowl in 2010.  I'm not sure if Cutler's pouting will always be overlooked by his teammates but for now he is more than viable to remain starter in the windy city.

12. Baltimore Ravens - I go back and forth on Joe Flacco just about every week.  However the fact of the matter is Flacco has won five playoff games and was a Lee Evans dropped pass away from reaching last season's Super Bowl.  Although I think Flacco will never truly be elite you can absolutely win with him.  I'm not sure though if Cam Cameron is the coach to lead the Ravens offense to its highest level of success.  I think Flacco has the ability to crack the top 10 but for now his arrow will continue to meander week to week.

11. Indianapolis Colts - Having watched the Colts through the first half of the season you can totally understand why they sucked so hard for Luck last season.  As excellent as Manning is do you want to surround a previously injured 36 year old quarterback with an aging, hole filled roster or turn the keys over to a 23 year old stud who has the tools to be your next Manning?  It was a no brainer and Luck may reward the Colts with a wild card berth in season one.  This is besides the point though as Luck should enjoy a great career where his potential is to become a top five quarterback in the NFL. 

10. Detroit Lions - Matt Stafford has all the tools to be an elite quarterback.  I'd argue that the only quarterback with more physical gifts is Aaron Rodgers.  Stafford throws ropes and has the tightest spiral you'll see.  However early in his career he was extremely injury prone.  Additionally he's off to a rough start in 2012.  While he probably opened the season as the #6 or 7 QB, Stafford does remain in the top 10.  His arrow is flat lined for now with the ability to move back up to that 7ish area or meander back into middle of the road territory.  Nonetheless the Lions have their man for the foreseeable future.

9. Washington Redskins - The Redskins swapped their first round pick in 2012 with the Rams in addition to giving them two more first rounders and another 2nd round pick.  All this was given up in order to draft Robert Griffin.  Although they paid out the ass, I feel that the Redskins won this trade.  The NFL has simply turned into a quarterback league.  After years of Jason Campbell, Mark Brunell, Gus Frerotte, Patrick Ramsey, and many others, the Redskins had simply had enough.  Griffin has thus far demonstrated the athletic ability of both Mike Vick and Cam Newton but with much more guile, poise, and maturity.  RG3, like Andrew Luck, is destined for perennial top five status.  In the nation's capital they could give a shit about  who gets elected president, they get to watch Griffin play the next 12+ years!

8. Houston Texans - Matt Schaub has very quietly turned into an upper echelon quarterback.  For those who think he's simply a better version of Alex Smith I do remind you that he threw for a league leading 4700+ yards in 2009.  Schaub doesn't put up the gaudy numbers anymore because the Texans don't ask him to.  Remember, football is about winning, even if it's at the expense of us fantasy owners.  The Texans formula to win is great defense, an excellent running game, and Matt Schaub's ability to strike downfield in play action.  For the Texans' fan sake I would have liked to have seen Schaub get his playoff legs last year but injuries will delay that until this year where we'll find out if he can meet their Super Bowl aspirations.  Schaub should be plenty good for the next three to five seasons.

7. Atlanta Falcons - Even though my contemporary David Glassman doesn't believe in Matt Ryan nearly as much as me, I do have to point out that Ryan is 50-19 in his NFL career.  The Falcons had never been over .500 in consecutive years in their franchise history.  This year they are on their way to doing that for a fifth straight year.  The red flag on Ryan's resume is his 0-3 playoff record where his teams have been outscored 102-47.  His career passer rating is 90.1 while his playoff rating is 71.2.  In addition, two of his three losses were home games.  However, this is the first year where the Falcons aren't going to rely on a fat, old, worn down RB come playoff time.  They have turned the keys 100% over to Matt Ryan and the passing game.  I do think this is the year he wins a playoff game but until that happens and happens consistently, Ryan can't get much higher than his current position.  

6. New Orleans Saints - Drew Brees will help owners win many fantasy leagues nationwide but unfortunately it isn't going to be a great year in New Orleans.  Bountygate and Goodell's sanctions have cost Brees his head coach/offensive guru for the entire 2012 season in Sean Payton.  As a result Brees, although putting up gaudy numbers, hasn't been as sharp particularly in late games.  Nonetheless Brees is only 33 years old, plays in a dome, and should be very effective for another five plus seasons.  I'd expect that he won't fall much further than this in 2012 but that he can reclaim top three status in future seasons.

5. Pittsburgh Steelers - Shhhhh, we need to be very quiet.  Nobody can know that Roethlisberger is sporting a 14-3 TD/Int rate and a rating of 101.4.  Although the Steelers defense may be aging a bit, its quarterback has been outstanding.  Roethlisberger has always played above his raw numbers by extending plays and throwing the best deep ball in football (now that Rivers stinks).  I also feel pretty dirty having used the words 'raw', 'extending', and 'deep ball' to describe Roethlisberger.  I'm not sure if nationally Roethlisberger will ever get his due as a top two or three quarterback but another Super Bowl win coupled with strong playoff performances would put him there for me.  At 30 years old Roethlisberger will continue to be a great quarterback another five plus years.

4. Denver Broncos - Peyton Manning is completely back.  Quite frankly I no longer care if his arm strength returns as Manning has proved he doesn't need it to have success.  He leads the league in passer rating at 109.0 and provided his health holds up should break many of that cock smoker Brett Favre's records.  I'm certainly pulling for him to do so.  I can definitively say that Peyton Manning is the greatest regular season quarterback in NFL history... I can, Patriots fans.  Unfortunately his post season resume doesn't match his regular season brilliance.  Manning, though, has motivation out the arse.  In no particular order, the Colts traded him, many suggested he should retire, most said his arm was too weak when he came back, his brother has one upped him in Super Bowl titles, and Brady separated himself further in the all time rankings with another Super Bowl appearance.  I think Manning will be effective another two or three years and the NFL is better off for it.

3. New England Patriots - If you include the playoffs Tom Brady's career record is 145-44.  Until Brady came along Bill Belichick was nothing more than a borderline head coach more than likely a lifetime defensive coordinator.  Until Tom Brady came along the New England Patriots were an up and down but mostly bungling franchise.  At this juncture, even at 35 years old, Brady is still in his prime (even if it's possibly the end of his prime).  If his skills were to deteriorate some, Brady relies on his noggin more than anything else and is a player I do think could be effective into his early 40's.  Some of you may think I'm hard on him but the reason is simply this...  The 2001-present New England Patriots are in the neighborhood of greatest team runs in NFL history.  Tom Brady is in the neighborhood of the greatest QB in NFL history.  The Brady-Belichick duo is in the neighborhood of top duos in NFL history.  As a fan, I'm a selfish cock sucker.  I don't want in the neighborhood, I want the best.  I hold these Patriots against the 60's Packers, 70's Steelers, and 80's 49ers.  I hold Tom Brady against Joe Montana, Otto Graham, Johnny Unitas, and Bart Starr.  I hold the duo against Montana-Walsh, Starr-Lombardi.  There is work to do for him to reach that.  So if some of you get pissy that I don't tongue his balls at every turn, well sue me.

2. New York Giants - If the ball is on your own 8 yard line with 2:51 remaining in the game down by 4 in a playoff or must win game I absolutely want Eli Manning over any other quarterback in that situation.  The reason is that with him I don't have to say, well, is it outdoors and crappy out?  Are you playing at home or on the road?  Is the defense he's playing against elite?  How has he played the previous 57+ minutes?  These questions do not matter whatsoever with Eli.  You are going to get a completely unphased, unafraid, stupid but for his own good quarterback.  Eli may have the occasional regular season stinker where the Giants get smoked at home by some shmuck team but when stakes are high he is at his best.  Manning is 31 years old and I'd argue just now hitting his prime.  He should be plenty good the next seven plus years.

1. Green Bay Packers - Talent-wise Aaron Rodgers is so much better than the rest of the league it isn't funny.  The Packers dumbness in coaching and Rodgers toeing the assured/arrogant line are the only things that could hold him back.  I would bet anything that Rodgers will retire a top 10 and probably top 5 all time QB.  He should win a few more MVP's.  I believe Rodgers will reach a couple more Super Bowls while winning at least one more.  He's only 28 years old and will remain the class of league for atleast five to seven more years if not longer.  

Monday, October 15, 2012

Let's Take a Deep Breath

Fact, the 2012 New England Patriots are a flawed team.  Their defensive backs are an utter mess, Belichick's game management has been spotty and arrogant at best, and they close games about as poorly as any team could.

However, and I write this for my own therapy too, there are many reasons to remain positive.

Patriots reasons....

  • The Patriots are young.  This is the youngest team in Belichick's 13 years in New England.  Young teams notoriously have a tough time closing games and winning tight games.  I'll take you back to the 1993 Patriots.  This team started 1-11 losing games by a score of 19-16, 17-14, 10-9, 9-6, 13-10, 17-13, 6-0, and 17-14.  The 93 Pats then figured it out as they went on to win their final four games then rode that momentum into 1994 where they went 10-6 and made the playoffs.

    You want a more recent example?  The 2010 Detroit Lions started 2-10 losing games by a score of 19-14, 35-32, 28-26,  23-20, 14-12, and 24-20.  They then ripped off four wins to close the year and rode that momentum into a 10-6 playoff season in 2011.

    Do you think a young team with Tom Brady, several key veterans, and Bill Belichick coaching can gain similar momentum in a quicker time frame by figuring out how to win close games?  I do too.
  • Josh McDaniels will figure out how to best use his offensive weapons.  It's his first year coaching this specific Patriots team.  The play calling may still be maddening at times but it will get better.
  • After dishing out money to Gronkowski and Hernandez, they HAVE to begin getting utilized better.  Those contracts indicate that these two guys is what the Patriots are building around.  Hernandez has been hurt and Gronkowski is far too talented to stay on his current pace of an 80 catch, 900 yard season .
  • Chandler Jones has been a beast.  No reason to think he won't keep that up.
  • The one part of Belichick that drives me nuts is his arrogance.  It's like he wants to do things differently so that NFL Films can wax poetically about how much of a genius he is.  You know what kills arrogance and breeds humility/humbleness?  Losing.  Get back to better clock and game management, Bill.
  • The Patriots have lost two NFC games.  These mean less than dick when it comes to end of the year tie-breakers.
  • It's not like the Patriots are getting smoked.  They've lost three games by a total of four points.  They could be similarly flawed yet 6-0 and I wouldn't be typing this up.
  • The secondary CAN'T play worse.... right?

AFC East reasons for optimism....
  • Although I do think the entire AFC East is feisty enough to beat the Patriots any Sunday and I truly don't see any of these teams as door knobs, the division is still not very good.  I see the Jets, Dolphins, and Bills as teams that will win in the neighborhood of 6 to 9 games.
  • The Patriots will win 10 games.
AFC reasons for optimism......
  • The AFC stinks.  If Denver beats San Diego tonight then the only teams above .500 will be the Texans and Ravens who are both 5-1.
  • Have you watched the Ravens?  That defense is getting very old.  They have won games by the score of 31-30 and 31-29.  Oh and the lost Ray Lewis and Lardarius Webb for the season yesterday.
  • Not to mention T-Sizzle is still out.  The Ravens are flawed.
  • Aaron Rodgers shredded the bijesus out of the Texans at Houston on SNF.  So much for that great defense.
  • Do Matt Schaub and Gary Kubiak scare you?  Me either.
  • Who else is in the AFC?  Denver?  Manning, albeit still a genius, has a noodley arm and his defense stinks.  San Diego? Pfff, I won't waste my breath.  The Steelers?  You can't rule them out but they are 2-3 with no running game and an aging defense.  The AFC East we discussed isn't there yet and the AFC South minus Houston is garbage.  The Raiders, Chiefs, and Browns are total door knobs.  The Bengals?  They lost to the Browns!
  • Seriously, the AFC stinks.
NFL reasons for optimism....
  • Getting through the NFC playoffs will be an utter gauntlet.  Giants, Bears, Packers, Falcons, and 49ers are all legit teams to win the super bowl in 2012.  They will have to beat one another to make it.
  • I'd argue the Eagles, Vikings, Seahawks, and possibly the Cardinals or Cowboys will be in contention and WOULD make the playoffs in the AFC.
  • The last two Super Bowl champions were very flawed and had uneven regular seasons.  The 2010 Packers were 8-6 at one point and only made the playoffs thanks to the Eagles miracle win against the Giants.  You know what happened then?  They played their best football in the playoffs rolling their way to a championship.  I have a high school friend who's a Packers fan.  What do you think he'd say to me if I said to him, "Hey you may have won Super Bowl XLV but your team was flawed and you only made it cuz of that Giants-Eagles game."  He'd say, fahk you, we won the Super Bowl.  Then he'd watch his SB DVD.

    The 2011 Giants were actually outscored on the season.  They scored 394 points and allowed 400.  They went 9-7. Statistically they are by far the worst Super Bowl champion ever.  * Side note, statistically they were, but as an actual SB winner, they were not the worst, hell to the no. *  They lost twice to the shitastic Redskins.  They had a stretch where they lost five of six games.  I have a friend who I played flag football with who likes the Giants.  Do you know what he'd say if I told him, "the Giants were flawed and statistically the worst super bowl champion ever."  He'd say fahk you.  Then he'd rub it in my face that they've beaten the Patriots in two super bowls.  Then he'd go watch his SB DVD.
  • And let's say the Patriots remain flawed and happen to make the Super Bowl anyway due to the stinkyness of the AFC.  From that point you just have to win a single game even if it's against a better team.  And you know what?  If Wes Welker holds onto the ball then the 2011 Patriots would have played out just how the 2012 Patriots could play out.  A good team with many flaws winning a championship.

    It ain't about the style points people so let's allow the season to unfold.... except I will still post on fb incessantly each week how we are porked.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Brooklyn Nets.... Really?

Really, the Brooklyn Nets?  That's the next hopeful super team?  The Nets?  Of all the great franchises Dwight Howard could try to land on, he wants to join up with Deron Williams and Joe Johnson to bring the historic Nets franchise their first NBA Crown?

It started with the Boston Celtics pulling Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, and Kevin Garnett together.  At the time this seemed organic - three veterans teaming up via trades to make a push for a title - but little did we know this would become the new NBA.  The young guys of the league took notice.  Why wait until you are 32 years old to make this move?  After all, this is a league with a handful of contenders (that's being generous), about six to eight teams who can top out in the second round of the playoffs, and finally another 15 or so who just flat out suck and are waiting for their break - either through the lottery (Sonics/Thunder), or in the case of a sweet city, a free agent who wants to bring his services there (New York/Los Angeles).

While the young players took notice of what the Celtics did, other teams had to take notice.  And by teams I mean ownership.  You have to land/possess that true superstar and fight your balls off to lure his pals to team up.

Obviously the Heat took this strategy to a, very clearly premeditated, extreme.  James, Wade, and Bosh teamed up guaranteed a billion titles, blah blah blah blah blah.  You know the story.  This was undoubtedly the most effective super-team creation due to the sheer talent and youth of these three players.  What it has now created is even more wannabes.  I don't particularly like it but at the same time I really can't blame players/teams for going in this direction.  If you don't try to go super team then your options are to either take lots of time and energy to carefully put together a team like the Spurs, Pistons (earlier 2000's), or Pacers. OR ruthlessly tank, gather a ton of picks, and expiring contracts in hopes of pulling off a nasty trade or luring a free agent.

There is one caveat though for getting free agents.  Your city better be desirable.  Sorry Minnesota, Milwaukee, Sacramento, Portland, Toronto, Cleveland, Washington, Charlotte, Denver, Utah, Golden State, and New Orleans.  You guys are all doomed to suck unless you go the Sonics/Thunder route and win a franchise changing player in the lottery.  THAT BEING SAID, don't fuck it up with incompetent management.... Cleveland..... otherwise your free agent will head to a more desirable city to join up with another superstar.  If he doesn't leave through free agency then he'll probably try and force a trade.... Denver.... so that he can play in a more desirable city with another superstar.

So where does it leave us?  It leaves us with the New York Knicks trying to slap together Amare Stoudemire, Carmelo Anthony while (last year) hoping to lure Chris Paul.  It leaves us with the Los Angeles Lakers all but having Chris Paul to team up with Kobe Bryant and Andrew Bynum.  And now it supposedly leaves us with the fucking NETS being a desirable team to piece together our next super team.

Now any of us with half a brain know that the Knicks aren't contending for shit.  We also know that a team of Dwight Howard and Joe Johnson as two of your best three players is about as mentally tough as an overtired 5 year old girl.  Nonetheless, the stars of the league have made it very clear where THEY want to form their team.

Is it San Antonio with the best coach in the league and tons of wily vets?  Nah, too low key.
Is it Detroit with lots of great history and a reputation of tough teams?  It's cold and crappy there.
Is it Boston who has the most championships and impeccable tradition?  Eff that I'm not going to get seen enough there...

Nope.  Trade me to the NETS!!!!!

Friday, June 29, 2012

Some thoughts.....

While I try to wait for a good topic to come to mind here are a few random thoughts......

- NFL Networks top 100 players of 2012 got the top player right for the second consecutive season with Aaron Rodgers being #1 for this upcoming season.  Rodgers accuracy, athleticism, and overall skill set really set him apart from the rest of the league and in time could set him apart from many of the all time greats.

Rodgers' career quarterback rating is a ridiculous 104.1 while number 2 all time is Tony Romo at 96.9 (really Romo is #2????).  Let's remember that Rodgers plays half his games at Lambeau where the weather can often be absolutely brutal - not to mention he heads to Chicago every year too.  In addition to this mark, his career playoff qb rating is 105.5 - which even includes that stinker vs the Giants last January.  You may have guessed it but this too is #1 all time with Bart Starr's 104.8 being #2.  Rodgers has thrown 93 career touchdowns to just 38 interceptions.  Where does his TD/INT ratio place him? Number 1.  Anyone who speaks of Favre being better simply has their eyes shut or is trying to be a contrarian.  Volume and durability, although impressive, does not touch  laser sharp efficiency.  There is no reason to think that Rodgers doesn't slap together at least 8-10 more solid to excellent seasons.  I also expect him to get another ring or two.

He is the number 1 player for 2012 and frankly it isn't even close.

Sure I'm a Tom Brady honk but I think being placed #4 behind Calvin Johnson was incorrect.  I will grant you that Megatron is the best non-QB in the league, however, the 2006 Patriots made up of absolute BUM receivers went 12-4 and should have played in the super bowl if not for a late collapse versus the Colts.  Megatron, on the other hand, has played for one 10-6 team.  Wide Receivers are a sexy glamour position but you can't tell me that you would start your team for 2012 (and 2012 only) with Calvin Johnson over Tom Brady, it simply isn't true.

Darrelle Revis was ranked as the highest defensive player at #5 which I don't have a problem with.  I do waffle back and forth on the shut down corner or dynamite pass rusher.  Having followed the Patriots my whole life and having my heart torn out in two super bowls versus a team who can get after the quarterback I think I, by the slimmest of margins, would take the pass rusher.  Give me Demarcus Ware, Jared Allen, or Jason Pierre-Paul who can get pressure without the need to blitz.

- I thought I would be more upset about the Heat winning the title but to be honest I'm not.  LeBron grew tremendously these playoffs.   He took the Heat, placed them on his shoulders and simply would not be denied.  James averaged 30+ with 10+ boards and probably played some of the greatest defense of all time.  Think about this, who else can guard all five positions?  He's unreal.  Yes I agree he's still a shmuck and says some stupid things but on the court you have to respect what he did.

No they won't win 7 or 8 titles like he said on that embarrassing evening when he first arrived to Miami but I think there is little doubt he'll win 3 or 4.

- This postseason the NHL broadcasted every playoff game whether it be on NBC Sports, NBC, NHL Network, etc.  This was a tremendous decision and for the first round of the playoffs I found myself watching just about every series.  However once the Bruins got bounced my interest started to die down.  I will undoubtedly give this another shot next season and maybe the non-Bruins run will become more appealing.  For now, however, I'd still put the NFL and NBA ahead of the NHL for me in terms of being able to watch two random teams play in the playoffs.

- My friends are hosting a tecmo tourney on July 21st for anyone interested.  I'm not certain yet that I can go but gah damn that's a great game.  The simplistic left to right play, the players and their ratings going up and down through the season, statistics finally being kept... all these reasons make this a one of a kind game.  I'm not much of a gamer anymore and it's my love of NES and its simple yet fun approach that is probably the reason.

I still have the trophy from the last time this tournament was held in March of 2006.  We do a double elimination tournament where all 28 teams (28 teams in 1991) are written onto ping pong balls and placed into a jar.  Before you square off both players pull a team from the jar.  You are allowed to manipulate your teams playbook in case it is absolutely rotten (looking at you Cardinals).  Also the season must be reset prior to playing your games so that everyone's condition is average.

If I remember correctly - and my wife will tell you I absolutely do not - I beat Glassman, Gumby, Cannata, Witz, then Gumby again in the title game.  The game against Witz was an absolute nail biter where I *believe* I was the Cowboys and he was the Lions (it could be vice versa but those were the teams).  He was driving down by 4 or 5 and made it inside the 10 when time expired.

Anyways I've rambled far too long.  Tecmo rules!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Comeback!!!

The blog has been dormant for too long... I'll be making a comeback so my 9 readers please stay tuned!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

An Overhyped Legacy

I've been watching the NFL Network's top 100 players of all time and was greatly disappointed to see that Bart Starr was ranked #51. This means that presumably the experts feel that the following group of players were better: Joe Montana, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Dan Marino, John Elway, Roger Staubach, Otto Graham, Sammy Baugh, Johnny Unitas, Brett Favre (pukes), and possibly Terry Bradshaw. Some of them sure, some meh, some hell no.

I'm not going to debate this though, none of us watched Starr play, and if you've read my facebook statuses over the past few years you are probably sick of hearing Glassman and myself circle jerk to him.

So whose legacy am I going to attack for the next 5,000 words??? Favre??? Too predictable, too easy. Marino??? Nah, I think his legacy is about right among the experts. Some of the old guys like Graham, Baugh, Unitas, Staubach, or Bradshaw??? Let's keep it current, someone we all saw. Montana??? I should slit my wrists and light myself on fire if the thought ever crept into my head. Manning & Brady will retire as two of the top five ever so it's dumb to go there either.

This leaves us with my boy John Elway. It's not really a mystery how I feel about Elway. Elway though is pretty damn overrated. I've seen lists that put him as a top 3 quarterback which is asinine. Elway is probably a top 15 all time quarterback at best and I'm going to tell you why he's not even really all that much better than Buffalo Bill great Jim Kelly who gets about one zillionth as much praise.

Both Elway and Kelly came out of the 1983 draft. Elway was the 1st selection overall taken by the Baltimore Colts while Kelly went 14th to the Bills. Elway was a star athlete who was also drafted by the Yankees and debated playing baseball for a living. He put up a huge snivelly stink about the Colts and forced his way out like a bitch, similar to Eli Manning. All of this immediately put Elway on the map.

Kelly on the other hand didn't make his way over to Buffalo until 1986, instead opting to play two seasons in the USFL where he was 1984 league MVP and in those two years amassed 9,842 passing yards and 83 TD's (granted against a bunch of shit bums, but still, Jesus Christ).

From 1986 to 1996 both men played in the NFL at the same time and both the Broncos and Bills owned the AFC - which, as we'll get to, isn't saying a whole lot. The 4 or 5 best teams each season were in the NFC.

So what's the two biggest reasons why everyone strokes it to Elway? What does he got that Kelly doesn't.

1. He has a signature, all time moment - The Drive. In the 1986 AFC Championship Game Elway led the Broncos on a 98 yard touchdown drive at the end of the 4th quarter to tie the game and force overtime. The Broncos obviously went on to win.

Now anytime a team has the ball with only a few minutes left every announcer parallels the moment to Elways. It's hard to argue that this wasn't one of the great playoff moments in NFL history, shit was sick, but it makes everyone think "4th quarter comebacks" and "John Elway" like they are synonomous. (In Kelly's first AFC Championship game the Bills were too busy raping the Raiders 51-3 so there wasn't a moment like this).

2. Elway won 2 Super Bowls, Kelly didn't win any. We'll get back to this....
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From 1986 to 1993 the Broncos and Bills represented the AFC in 7 of the 8 Super Bowls (they went 0-7). Here's a breakdown of how their numbers match up in this stretch:

Pro Bowls: Elway 5, Kelly 5 - EVEN
First Team All Pro: Elway 0, Kelly 1 (1991) - ADVANTAGE KELLY
Passing Yards: Elway 26,094 Kelly 26,413 - DEAD ASS EVEN
TD's & INT's: Elway 136-115, Kelly 179-126 - BIG ADVANTAGE KELLY (I was pretty shocked at how badly Kelly rolled him here)
Win-Loss record: Elway 71-45-1, Kelly 76-42 - EVEN
Playoff W/L record: Elway 7-5, Kelly 8-6 - EVEN
Super Bowl Performances: Both fucking blew - EVEN

Let's get one caveat out of the way. The Buffalo Bills in this stretch were more talented than the Denver Broncos... easily. Thurman Thomas, Andre Reed, Bruce Smith, Darryl Talley, etc, etc

The argument could be said that John Elway CARRIED a sad group to 3 Super Bowls and all this success. I can't dispute that, he did. However these two teams didn't quite peak at the same time in this eight year stretch. This wasn't like Brady and Manning having to go through one another to get to the Super Bowl. The Broncos owned the first half of this run, the Bills had the second. They only met in the playoffs once which was the 1991 AFC Championship Game won by Buffalo 10-7. Had they peaked at the same time, I'm sorry to say Broncos fans, your boy Elway doesn't get to a single Super Bowl. The Bills would have squashed them. They were just a much better team.

This leads to another question, who exactly did Elway defeat in the AFC to make this run of dominance in the conference? Talk about STINK. I guess their big rivals were the Browns and big bad Bernie Kosar. Miami was decent in the mid 80's, besides that though who else????

Like I said earlier the top 4 or 5 teams were in the NFC every year. This was about the 49ers, Bears, Redskins, Giants, and Cowboys. In this time frame, 1984 to 1996 in fact, the NFC won 13 straight Super Bowls - 11 blow outs and 2 close games. One of those close games featured the only AFC team who was probably better and should have beaten their NFC counterpart.... the 1990 Buffalo Bills.

In Super Bowl XXV, the Bills allowed Bill Parcells and Bill Belichick to dictate the way this game was played. It was a hard hitting, grind em out, and sustaining drives kind of game. EXACTLY up the Giants alley and not what the high scoring Bills wanted. Nonetheless, Kelly led a nice little drive himself to put the Bills within a Scott Norwood 47 yard field goal of winning the game. We know how it ended... wide right and the only time the Bills would sniff a chance at a title.

In the end though, Elway and Kelly played each other to a draw during this stretch - the PRIME of both players.
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Kelly went on to play 3 more seasons. He never made another pro bowl but he had decent years in 1994 & 1995. In 1995 & 1996 the Bills reached the playoffs but by this time their dominant nucleus was growing old. Kelly started to suck in his final year throwing 14 TD's and 19 INT's and it was time to hang em up.

In 1990, 91, and 92 Elway threw for 15, 13, and 10 touchdowns, yes 10. His ratings were 78.5, 75.4 and a Jamarcus Russelesque 65.7.

In 1993 and 1994 Elway bounced back with two nice years as the Broncos started to get him a few weapons but they were still pretty ordinary going 16-16. They weren't anything close to a Super Bowl contender.

Then from 1995 to 1998 Elway (and the Broncos) had a resurgence. By this point he was 35 years old. Had he hooked up with Barry Bonds folks at Balco??? What exactly happened from 1995 to 1998??

Terrell Davis. That's what happened.

Besides Earl Campbell and Eric Dickerson , no running back has had a four year run to start his career like Terrell Davis. No running back in NFL History was better in the playoffs. I won't argue this and anybody who tries to tell me another running back will be yelled down until I lose my voice. Terrell Davis played in 8 playoff games.... here are his numbers (get some tissues).

1996 Loss to Jacksonville: 14 carries 91 yards 1 TD

1997 Win vs Jacksonville: 31 carries 184 yards 2 TD's
1997 Win vs Kansas City: 25 carries 101 yards 2 TD's
1997 Win vs Pittsburgh: 26 carries 139 yards 1 TD
1997 Win vs Green Bay: 30 carries 157 yards 3 TD's - Super Bowl MVP

1998 Win vs Miami: 21 carries 199 yards 2 TD's
1998 Win vs NY Jets: 32 carries 167 yards 1 TD
1998 Win vs Atlanta: 25 carries 102 yards

Gooooood.... Loooorrrrd!!!! In 8 games he totalled 1,140 yards, 5.6 yards per carry, and 12 TD's. If you only count the two Super Bowl years (7 games) he had 1,049 yards and 11 TD's. If you stretched this pace out over 16 games (and let's not ignore that this was done against presumably the best teams the NFL had to offer when everyone knew he was getting the rock) he would have 2,398 yards and 25 TD's.

How did Elway do in this time???

1997 Win vs Jacksonville: 16-24 223 yards 1 TD
1997 Win vs Kansas City: 10-19 170 yards
1997 Win vs Pittsburgh: 18-31 210 yards 2 TDs's 1 INT
1997 Win vs Green Bay: 12-22 123 yards 1 INT, 1 TD Run

1998 Win vs Miami: 14-23 182 yards 1 TD
1998 Win vs NY Jets: 13-34 (yikes) 173 yards 1 TD
1998 Win vs Atlanta: 18-29 336 yards 1 TD 1 INT, 1 TD Run - Super Bowl MVP

These numbers certainly aren't bad, NY Jets game aside, but he wasn't asked to win games. I'll give him credit that ending his hall of fame career as a Super Bowl MVP is a pretty nasty way to do so (but TD wasn't exactly minced meat in that game either).

Pat Bowlen, Denver Broncos owner, has the famous line upon receiving Super Bowl XXXII's trophy: "This one's... for John!" What he really meant to say was: "This one's... for John... courtesy... of TD!"

Elway's longevity was impressive. He was fine taking a back seat in order to get to the promised land which I can only applaud. He remained very effective until the end, BUT he NEVER sniffs even another Super Bowl APPEARANCE, let alone win, without Terrell Davis, one of the greatest RB's of all time.

Thanks to this fortune, Elway has transformed in everyone's mind from the guy who always got rolled in lopsided Super Bowls to a "top 3 quarterback" while poor Jim Kelly has night terrors thinking about Norwood's shank which cost him and his legacy. He will NEVER be mentioned in the same echelon as Elway, a place where he belongs (or where Elway should be?). Drives me nuts....

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

2010 NFL Predictions

Welcome to what will hopefully be the first of many blogs regarding the 2010 season. I've been a lazy fuck since the NBA Finals but baseball is wicked boring so I'm sure no one would have cared had I written anything anyway.

Before getting to my predictions a lot of teams and story lines intrigue the hell out of me. I'm definitely teetering between considering myself a bigger fan of the Patriots or of the NFL in general. At the moment I think the latter is winning out. A combination of having seen titles in my lifetime, witnessing a few straight terrible drafts, BB making crappy transactions or lack thereof in other cases, and gambling/fantasy/survivor/blogging/CFL makes being a fan of the league more appealing. I mean I get it BB, why would you want to improve your team around a top 10 NFL player of all time still in his prime, instead please keep trading back in the draft and passing up on impact players. And by all means play hard ball with players who will help you compete for Super Bowls.

In no particular order I find myself really interested in watching the following teams and would like to see them do well
  • 49ers - You all know the boner this franchise gives me. It'll be good to see them playing in January again. How can you not like Singletary either?
  • Packers - When you hate Favre as much as me, it's really easy to pull for Rodgers & Co. I was going to throw a ton of money on them to win the SB but their odds fell from 11 to 1 down to 8 to 1 in Vegas, guess I wasn't alone. Still tossed $20 on 'em anyway.
  • Chiefs - The Patriots-West. Charlie Weis may be a fat-ass crappy college coach but he calls a good offense. That and I got Charles in two leagues.
  • Eagles/Redskins - Reid completely made the right decision, it's time to roll the dice with Kolb with all that young talent but man, trading McNabb to the 'Skins... will be crazy.
  • Raiders - I'll admit, their Defense and lack of JaMarcus has me wondering if they can approach .500 or better with their soft schedule (play the NFC West this year)
  • Texans - I feel for the former Oiler fans who haven't seen a playoff game since 1993.
The following teams could experience a breakout of the ebola virus for all I'm concerned
  • Jets - Yeah, yeah, yeah we always hate the Jets anyway this isn't earth shattering. The thing is I'm beginning to become jealous of how they choose to approach player transactions (it doesn't help that Felger drives this point home every day on my car ride home). They trade up in the draft to take big time players, open their wallets to top shelf talent, and have a fuck you attitude. What's not to like about that? Would be nice to shut em up and hold them off another year.
  • Dolphins - Quick how many teams have won a Super Bowl with a complete pussy ass diva WR instead of lunch pale guys who just do their thing? Quick, quick, quick rack your brain!!! Answer: Two. 2002 Bucs had Keyshawn Johnson who really wasn't all that instrumental in their success and the 2007 Giants had Plaxico Burress (If you said Michael Irvin smash your face into the ground for heresy. The playmaker was flamboyant and eccentric, but no diva). So don't count me in the group who is giddy to see Brandon Marshall in town. For all the hype you hear around Chad Ochocinco, TO, Marshall, Randy Moss, or any other prima donna wide receiver the fact is all they do is flap their gums and put up regular season stats... it's all they care about. Now Ochocinco is a harmless diva but Marshall has some big time problems. It's very disturbing that deceased former teammate Darrent Williams was murdered by people who intended and thought they were firing at Marshall. Have fun Dolphins fans.... it ain't gonna end well.
  • Colts - Duh.
  • Cowboys - Enough already we know they are hosting the Super Bowl. Guess what, the mothafuckas ain't going to be there. Talk about a franchise who, in recent years, walks with their chests out while having accomplished jack shit. The roster does look good, I'll admit that much, but I'm not throwing my chips anywhere near the center with Romo and Phillips as my QB and Coach.
  • Vikings - Another year of the media Brett Favre circle jerk. I'll save you the drama. He has some gun slinging moments where he throws an under hand pass and Jon Gruden creams his pants in the booth, they win some games, maybe approach last year's success, then when it all matters Favre will brown out his pants and subtly avoid all blame in post game and any other interviews down the road. The media will make excuses and Sportscenter will cover it 24/7.
Alrighty time to get to the predictions. These are guaranteed to be very wrong. Here's the thing with predicting the NFL: You always want to pretty much pick the same group of teams who had success the prior year but you KNOW that in all likelihood there will be over 50% new division winners and playoff teams. There will be entirely different conference championship teams and a Super Bowl winner will be crowned that kind of comes out of no where, but not COMPLETELY out of no where.

Quick Example:

2008 Division Winners: Dolphins, Steelers, Titans, Chargers, Giants, Vikings, Panthers, Cardinals
2009 Division Winners: Patriots, Bengals, Colts, Chargers, Cowboys, Vikings, Saints, Cardinals - 3 of 8 were the same

2008 Playoff Teams: AFC: Titans, Steelers, Dolphins, Chargers, Colts, Ravens. NFC: Giants, Panthers, Vikings, Cardinals, Falcons, Eagles
2009 Playoff Teams: AFC: Colts, Chargers, Patriots, Bengals, Jets, Ravens. NFC: Saints, Vikings, Cowboys, Cardinals, Packers, Eagles - 6 of 12 were the same

2008 Conference Championship Games: Steelers vs Ravens, Cardinals vs Eagles
2009 Conference Championship Games: Colts vs Jets, Saints vs Vikings - Entirely Different

2008 Super Bowl Champion: Steelers
2009 Super Bowl Champion: Saints - Neither team was a huge stretch but we weren't exactly expecting them to be hoisting the Lombardi Trophy either.

So here goes... try not to predict based on 2009 results but don't be a complete dildo and pick a Browns-Lions Super Bowl either. Let's walk this fine line.....

AFC East

1st. Miami Dolphins - The AFC East has a brutally tough schedule this year. They play the AFC North and NFC North. The two strength of schedule games is what I feel determines this very tight division. The Patriots play Indianapolis & San Diego, the Jets play Houston & Denver, while the Dolphins play Tennessee & Oakland. I think this plays out a lot like 2008 where the Dolphins just scrap out enough wins to find themselves at 10-6 come season end. Two points to make on Miami.
  1. I was talking to Nagle last night and he was scared about the Bills game for obvious trap reasons. When I told him I figure Miami pulls away in the 4th quarter and wins 24-13 or so, he said he didn't care if the final was 3-2, just wants the win. This is exactly their philosophy right through to Sparano. Who the hell cares what the score is just keep winning. I wouldn't be surprised if they finish 10-6 and their PF/PA is close to 0. No style points with these guys.
  2. Remember, in 2007 the Dolphins went 1-15. The 2008 record of 11-5 was a bit inflated. The schedule was very easy that season. The 2009 step back was predictable. It was probably one of the strongest 7-9 seasons (had the Saints and Colts both on the ropes but blew each game) I've seen and injuries aside it was probably a better team in 2009. Sometimes you have to take one step back before you take two forward. The 1993 Patriots went 5-11 and were among the crummier teams in the league. In 1994 they came out of no where to rip off a winning streak and go 10-6 while making the playoffs for the first time in a long while. We all figured 1995 would be a coming out party but they had injuries and took a step back going 6-10. 1996 turned out to be that party with an 11-5 record and Super Bowl berth. Both those Pats and these Dolphins got the Parcells connection going on... hmm....
2nd. New England Patriots - Up until the Leigh Bodden injury I had the Patriots winning the division. Nobody has finished with a better record than the Pats in the AFC East since 2000 and 2010 will be no different. I would say 10-6 but because of those two strength of schedule games the Patriots will finish with a worse inter-conference record than the Dolphins. I also get the feeling, just like 2009, that it will be a bit maddening when you see the Patriots PF/PA differential. The Patriots will destroy some teams and lose a ton of tight games.

3rd. New York Jets - I like Rex Ryan's attitude, I love the way they sign their own impact players, I love the swagger, I really love the bamboozle job they did in getting Holmes for a 5th rounder, I like the Cromartie acquisition (17 illegitimate kids and all), I'm not crazy about signing LT the washed up dingleberry, and lastly how can you not love the defense. You're thinking, "Really, Joe, 3rd place, wtf is up with that?"

There are a few things that are going to hold the Jets back. First off, the expectations on Mark Sanchez are completely too high and unachievable. In year two he is still going to struggle at times and flat out lose a game or two for you. It's simply part of the growing process. If this team's expectations were 10-6 and they were under the radar a bit (like the Dolphins) I'd feel better, but they aren't. From Hard Knocks to the countless Super Bowl predictions the bar is wicked high for the Jets. I also think Shonn Greene is injury prone. I don't think they will be able to give him the same number of carries that Thomas Jones was able to provide. If they need to run the rock with LT for a 2 or 3 game stretch this season it's going to end up falling on Sanchez's shoulders. He's a QB that will be most effective throwing 20 passes a game or so, not 40. Lastly, could the Jets have a bigger X on their backs going into this season? To boot the Jets open the season with Baltimore, New England, Miami, Buffalo, Minnesota, Denver, Green Bay. I don't think a 3-4 or 2-5 start is out of the question.

4th. Buffalo Bills - I can tell this blog is going to be long enough as is, let's not spend any time on the Bills. Mark them down for a top 5 pick in the 2011 draft.

AFC North

1st. Baltimore Ravens - For the first time in 76 years (more like 14), the Baltimore Ravens will have a better offense than defense. I like that Flacco has already gotten his sea legs with a pretty impressive 3-2 playoff record to start his career. Couple that with the addition of Anquan Boldin (ugghhhh at least Taylor Price should make a huge impact for the Pats this season, oh wait), the studliest of running backs in Ray Rice, and I think we are looking at a team who scores 400+ points and wins the AFC North fairly easily.

2nd. Pittsburgh Steelers - Had Big Ben not gone out and unleashed his shlong then allegedly rape a girl, I'd have picked the Steelers to bounce back big time in 2010. Much like the Patriots losing Rodney Harrison in 2005, the Steelers (even moreso) were porked without Troy Polamalu. Now that the long haired, soft spoken, animal is back that defense should be flying around again.

Nonetheless it all comes back to Roethlisberger really letting this franchise down. I can't say it any better than Glassman in his predictions, "Remember when Manning missed the preseason in 08? He was bad for like 6 or 7 games before he got going. Big Ben is going to miss 4 games before he even gets to start. Too much to overcome."

3rd. Cincinnati Bengals - The offense is relying on a noodle armed QB, a couple of crazy receivers, a trouble making running back, and a rookie TE. They will NOT go 6-0 in the division again. Mark them down at 8-8.

4th Cleveland Browns - It's really too bad Hardesty went down for the year, he looked sick in the 4th preseason game before he got hurt. Mangina won't make it beyond this season, but at least Holmgren is calling the shots - I would think they become competitive in the next 2 or 3 years.

AFC South

1st. Indianapolis Colts - The other team I threw money on in Vegas. The over under on wins was 11.5 and the over paid +170. It would totally be my luck that the Colts crap out once I put money on them but doesn't 12 or more wins seem like an absolute mortal lock?

I think it's about time that this is now accepted as fact.... Peyton Manning is the greatest regular season quarterback of all time. Is this even debatable anymore after 2009? He was an artist out there. Every close game he came through. Manning pretty much runs the offense (and quite possibly more than that). You can put him down for a 13-3 record, 4,000+ yards, and 30+ TD's. Sure he's had a good team around him but there is no debate or comebacks to be made, the man is the greatest regular season QB ever, period. Part of me thinks Favre continues to play so that Manning might not break all his records - ain't happenin' Brett. Mark it down, come 2016 or 2017 when Manning hangs them up he'll have smoked all of Favre's records.

Now are the Colts approaching the greatest regular season run in NFL history?

2003-2009: 12-4, 12-4, 14-2, 12-4, 13-3, 12-4, 14-2 - Total 89-23 (.795 win %)

Here are a few more 7 year runs:

Patriots (2001-2007) 11-5, 9-7, 14-2, 14-2, 10-6, 12-4, 16-0 -- Total 86-26 (.768 win %) *If you actually go from 2003 to 2009 the Patriots are 1 game better but then you are cutting out a Super Bowl year... I just can't acknowledge it that way

49ers (1984-1990) 15-1, 10-6, 10-5-1, 13-2, 10-6, 14-2, 14-2 -- Total 86-24-1 (.779 win %)

49ers (1992-1998) 14-2, 10-6, 13-3, 11-5, 12-4, 13-3, 12-4 -- Total 85-27 (.759 win %)

Steelers (1973-1979) 10-4, 10-3-1, 12-2, 10-4, 9-5, 14-2, 12-4 -- Total 77-24-1 (.755 win %)

Quick, what's the difference between the Colts 7 year run and all these other teams? Yup, you got it 1 Super Bowl title vs multiple titles (You didn't think I'd just praise the Colts here did you?)

2nd. Houston Texans - I'm surprised there isn't a bit more hype around the Texans. The offense is going to score a ton of points again with Schaub, Johnson, Foster, Jones, Walter, and Daniels once his knee is good. The defense has quite a few playmakers in Mario Williams, Brian Cushing, DeMeco Ryans, Bernard Pollard (just puked), and rookie CB Kareem Jackson. Mark them down at 10-6.

3rd. Tennessee Titans - I don't like teams that can't pass their way back into a game. If the Titans fall behind by 10+ points I'm sticking a fork in them 9 times out of 10. They need to get ahead in games they play. It reminds me a lot of the 2009 Dolphins. They will be competitive in every game but Manning will have a few game winning drives at their expense while VY won't be able to answer in the reverse situation.

4th. Jacksonville Jaguars - Calling it now. The Los Angeles Jaguars (or potentially a name change) will begin play somewhere around 2013. What a lousy NFL city, what was the league thinking granting them a franchise over Baltimore, St. Louis, or Tennessee who also put in bids at the time?

AFC West

1st. San Diego Chargers - Losing the horribly overrated (at least the past 2 or 3 years) LT (and the painful obligation to give him 20+ touches when he didn't deserve 10), playing their division in 6 games + the NFC West = a pretty sick season. If they don't clinch the division by week 12 I'll be shocked.

Another thing worth noting is that travel tends to be brutal for west coast teams since the majority of the NFL lies on the east coast. Since the Chargers are playing the NFC West they won't have those short week cross-country flights. Look for them to challenge for the #1 seed.

Speaking of cross country flights the Patriots fly to San Diego this season, mark that L down already.

2nd. Oakland Raiders - I don't know why but I think the Raiders could be pretty good this year. Maybe the law of averages and sucking so putridly for 7 years has made me delusional about their potential turn around... almost as if they're just due because you can't suck this much forever?

Remember the best 7 year runs I listed above? Let's check out the Raiders from 2003 to 2009:

4-12, 5-11, 4-12, 2-14, 4-12, 5-11, 5-11 -- 29-83... Goooood.... Lorrrrrd!

3rd. Kansas City Chiefs - If Charlie Weis can make something of Cassel I think the Chiefs could turn around fairly quickly. There is a LOT to like about the roster. Jamaal Charles is a stud, Thomas Jones is the perfect compliment, Ponch has informed me that Dwayne Bowe attended Fitz's offseason camp and lost 30 lbs (look for a big year from him), they drafted McClusterfuck & Tony Moeaki, and this is just on offense. Then on defense Eric Berry has been compared to Ed Reed and fellow rookie Kendrick Lewis may be starting at the opposite safety position. I'm sensing another crappyish 6-10 year, but come 2012 or so they should be fighting for a wild card spot.... that is unless they have to start over at QB.

4th. Denver Broncos - Hmm so I'm not quite sure where Josh McDaniels is going with this. He's turned Cutler and Marshall into a pu pu platter of Kyle Orton/Brady Quinn/Tim Tebow (and his Nolan Ryan windup delivery) and Demarius Thomas. I'm not sure he's going to survive long enough for this to potentially pan out & turn around.

AFC PLAYOFF SEEDS

1. Colts
2. Chargers
3. Ravens
4. Dolphins
5. Patriots
6. Texans

Last team out: Steelers

Wild Card Round: Patriots over Dolphins (c'mon did you really think I'd give the final word in the AFC East to another team?), Ravens over Texans

Divisional Round: Colts over Patriots (I'm not sure who will cover Wayne, Clark, Garcon, Collie, Gonzalez, Addai, Raymond Berry, John Mackey, or anyone else), Ravens over Chargers (San Diego is unseating Indy who unseated the Steelers as playoff choke artists)

Conference Championship: Colts over Ravens - Manning leads a last minute game winning drive. All of New England throws up.

NFC East

1st. New York Giants - They may not be a very popular pick this year but I think the Giants have a nice bounce back season. Let's look at why they fell apart last year:
  • New defensive coordinator that TOTALLY didn't pan out - He got shit-canned. D-Line is now back and completely healthy after Umenyiora missed all last season.
  • Brandon Jacobs and Ahmad Bradshaw were dinged up all year - Both 100% healthy and raring to go this year.
  • Wide Receiver play was good but a bit erratic - Steve Smith is your possession guy and Hakeem Nicks is going to be a bona-fide stud. Huge breakout year, I'm calling it.
  • The Eagles finished higher last season but the transition year to Kolb will probably cost them a few games. The Redskins got better but are still weak at some skill positions. The Cowboys are the chief competition but for whatever reason the Giants own them.
On top of that, man I hate to say this, Eli Manning isn't that bad of a QB. You can at least win with him... and his pubey demeanor.

2nd. Dallas Cowboys - Every time the Cowboys are hyped up to compete for a Super Bowl they crap down their legs. The NFC East is a TOUGH division. The Cowboys play the NFC North and AFC South to boot. I just don't see Romo or Phillips being mentally tough enough to grind out challenging stretches in the season. It seems you always hear about Dallas having 3 game losing streaks mid-year. Tony Romo is a great fantasy QB but I would never want him leading my potential Super Bowl run.

3rd. Philadelphia Eagles - In my opinion, this is pretty much the Green Bay Packers. Long time QB is leaving a good playoff team. There is no debating that the correct move was made to transition the team to your younger QB. I think McNabb will be good in Washington and may kick Philly in the newtons once or twice head to head, but Kolb is going to thrive. It just isn't going to show in the standings in 2010. I do like the Eagles a lot though in 2011 and 2012 as far as a legit Super Bowl contender.... kind of like how I stroke it to the Packers in 2010.

4th. Washington Redskins - Fourth place in the NFC East is probably 7-9 or 8-8. Put the Redskins in the NFC West and they may take the division. McNabb could be the most underrated player of the 2000's and Mike Shannahan instead of Jim Zorn at head coach is like going from Rosie O'Donnell to Scarlett Johanson in a porno with Redskins fans as the lead actor.

I just don't like the rest of that offense at all. The offensive line is terrible, the running backs are geyzers, and I'm not sure there are enough threats at wide receiver. Santana Moss and Chris Cooley should have nice years but will McNabb have enough time to consistently get them the ball?

NFC North

1st. Green Bay Packers - The Packers are going to be nasty this season. Once Sydney Rice was put on the PUP list they pretty much clinched the division right then and there. I liked them to split with the Vikings, go 12-4, and win the division anyway, but now it's a slam dunk. Aaron Rodgers should probably already be called a top 5 quarterback but for dink analysts who still like to put Favre, Roethlisberger, or Rivers ahead of him, they won't be able to after 2010.

2nd. Minnesota Vikings - Brett Favre had a career season at the age of 40 in his 19th season. He had the highest QB Rating, completion percentage, yards per attempt, and fewest Int's in all his years. Can you believe that?

Actually, yes I can. This is marked proof, and one of the best arguments for pro-Brady people in a Brady versus Manning debate, that it is approximately 17,472,183 times easier to play quarterback in a dome than outside in a cold weather environment. Brett Favre didn't get any better. Anyone who says or thinks that is a fucking idiot. You don't get better at age 40. Playing in a controlled environment for at least 8 games a year makes accumulating statistics much easier. That is all that's been proven. Gee, throw a 30 yard pass into snowy wind when it's 10 degrees out or in a 68 degree dome?

I know I already proclaimed Manning the greatest regular season QB ever but what would Brady have done playing >50% of his games in a dome. Shit, what would Favre have done? Would he have 100 more TD's and 100 fewer Int's???? Maybe...

3rd. Chicago Bears - Here is a team that I have had a hard time predicting. Will Martz make Cutler better? Will Cutler keep acting like a wicked pube daddy? Will Forte bounce back? Will any of their wide receivers break out? Will Martz ever throw to Olsen? Is this defense still good?

I'm thinking.... not really, most definitely, not really, probably one of them, probably not, no. Mark them down for 7-9... I think.

4th. Detroit Lions - It's bad but I like a lot of this Lions offense. Fantasy wise I found myself grabbing Jahvid Best, Calvin Johnson, and Matt Stafford in mock drafts. Why in god's name would I want to rely on the shittiest team the past 10 years? But I think they are going to put up some points. The Lions may only win 4 or 5 games but I think they are finally on the right path and will become competitive.

NFC South

1st. New Orleans Saints - No love for the Saints from Vegas. They are 12-1 to win the Super Bowl. The PATRIOTS are 10-1!!! What dingleberry made those lines?

Then again that defense last year had approximately 935 turnovers and 261 defensive touchdowns. Those stats are a bit fluky. They allowed a ton of yards and a lot of points. Those stats aren't fluky. I think the Saints offense is still good enough to win 11 games and take the NFC South, but I don't foresee a repeat.

2nd. Atlanta Falcons - This has become a trendy team to pick to win the division and conference. Anytime booger eating John Clayton backs a team I go in the opposite direction. Has any other burn victim been given a cushier job that he sucks at more than him? ..... what's that? He's not a burn victim?! Fuck, he's ugly.

I remember Clayton coming out each week and picking the Patriots to lose in 2001. Granted this team came out of no where but he was an obnoxious turd about it. His lead story on espn.com was, "The Patriots are a Team of Destiny... Destined to lose to the Rams." Fahk you, Clayton. Why don't you get more sources off of hearsay.

I wonder how he feels now that he has Adam Schefter tossing his salad every day with spot on breaking news?

3rd. Carolina Panthers - The youngest team in the NFL, your Carolina Panthers. It's weird, just two seasons ago they went 12-4 and were legit contenders to reach the Super Bowl. That's what Jake Delhomme will do to you. Now they are a bunch of rookies with Steve Smith at wideout and two studs at running back.

Panthers fans, if they exist, are probably in for 2 or 3 crummy years while they try to turn this ship around. I would imagine they also won't be able to keep D'Angelo Williams & Jonathan Stewart together much beyond this year (which is outstanding fantasy news).

4th. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Here is a youth movement I'm liking a lot. If Raheem Morris didn't seem so completely unqualified to do an adequate coaching job I'd have them ahead of Carolina.

They are rolling out quite a few rookie or 2nd year players who are going to play a pretty significant roll on the team (Josh Freeman, Kareem Huggins, Mike Williams, Gerald McCoy, and Brian Price). It may result in taking a few lumps in 2010 but it can only make them that much stronger in the next few years.

NFC West

1st. San Francisco 49ers - I can't even conjure up a scenario where the 49ers don't take the division by 2 or 3 games. Six games against the Seahawks, Cardinals, and Rams - absolute worst they will do is 5-1. Four games against the AFC West, Chargers, Raiders, Chiefs, Broncos - that looks like 3-1. I won't even bother looking at who else they play. If they go 3-3 in those games they are 11-5. I think they could end up as one of those wicked soft 12-4 first round bye teams just through that soft schedule - a lot like how the Bears were in 2001 and 2005, the Falcons in 2004, or the Titans in 2008.

Welcome back to relevance San Francisco.

2nd. Seattle Seahawks - I commented previously that 4th place in the NFC East is like 7-9 or 8-8. Well, 2nd place in the NFC West is probably like 5-11 or 6-10. How early could the 49ers clinch this division? Week 9?

I love that people have talked up Pete Carroll like he's going to be a good pro coach. There isn't a single thing he did at USC that makes me think he won't continue to suck in the NFL.

Let's look at what Carroll does exceptionally well:
  • Schmooze recruits and work endlessly to get them to commit to USC - In the NFL you have a draft. You either take the player or you don't when it's your pick.
  • Fires his team up with a lot of energy and rah rah spirit - Do you really see established veterans rallying around that? Me either.
Carroll left simply because shit is falling over the USC Football program. He knows god damn well all the illegal things that went on and he may as well cash in on a pro job instead of staying for that shit storm.

3rd. Arizona Cardinals - First off, fare thee well to Kurt Warner. My five or six loyal blog readers know how much I like Warner. Definitely sad to see him go since he can still perform at a high level but kudos in getting out before you end up getting rolled - especially when you have 19 children.

On the other side, good riddance Matt Leinart. What a whiny little bitch. Crying everywhere about being outplayed by Derek Anderson and furthermore, getting outplayed by Derek Anderson. Did everyone see Anderson last year? The guy is fucking horrible. Leinart is just another college qb who had no business being drafted as high as he was in the NFL.

He joins the likes of: Brady Quinn, Heath Shuler, Danny Wuerfel, Ken Dorsey, and in two years, Colt McCoy - I'd name more QB's but I don't know shit about college football. Any sport that relies on computers to determine a championship game is pretty dumb and not worth my while.

4th. St Louis Rams - Now that I've told everyone how little I know about college football I have to be a complete hypocrite and pretend that I know what I'm talking about.

That being said, I think the Rams struck gold with Sam Bradford. The kid has a great arm, is very poised, has a good quick delivery, and seems to have that swagger a NFL quarterback will require. The Rams have very little talent around him and this isn't going to turn around over night, but for the first time in four or five years I think things could be looking up in St Louis.

NFC PLAYOFF SEEDS

1. Packers
2. 49ers, yes the 49ers
3. Saints
4. Giants
5. Falcons
6. Cowboys

Last team out: Vikings

Wild Card: Giants over Falcons, Cowboys over Saints
Divisional Round: Packers over Cowboys, Giants over 49ers
Conference Championship: Packers over Giants - The game goes to overtime but Aaron Rodgers shows everyone what a good QB does in OT (i.e. doesn't throw a pick in his own end of the field)

Offensive Rookie of the Year: CJ Spiller - the only good thing in Buffalo
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Rolando McClain
Coach of the Year: Mike Singletary
MVP: Aaron Rodgers <----- Take this one to the bank
Offensive Player of the Year: Rodgers
Defensive Player of the Year: Troy Polamalu

Super Bowl Prediction: Green Bay Packers over Indianapolis Colts
MVP: Aaron Rodgers

So how did I do?

Did I pick at least 50% new division winners? 2009 - Patriots, Bengals, Colts, Chargers, Cowboys, Vikings, Saints, Cardinals. My picks - Dolphins, Ravens, Colts, Chargers, Giants, Packers, Saints, 49ers. 5 new teams out of 8: CHECK

Did I pick at least 50% new playoff teams? 2009 - Colts, Chargers, Patriots, Bengals, Jets, Ravens, Saints, Vikings, Cowboys, Cardinals, Packers, Eagles. My picks - Colts, Chargers, Ravens, Dolphins, Patriots, Texans, Packers, 49ers, Saints, Giants, Falcons, Cowboys. 5 new teams out of 12: NOPE, but not terrible.

New Conference Championship teams? 2009 - Colts vs Jets, Saints vs Viking. My picks - Colts vs Ravens, Packers vs Giants: NOPE, 1 repeat team which isn't awful and out of the question

Surprising but not so surprising champions? Green Bay Packers: Hell no, this isn't going out on a limb at all.

So there you have it, my terrible predictions in which I can't even follow my own guidelines. Hope you enjoyed all 50,000 words of it.